One of the biggest sporting weekends is almost upon us. Oh, and there’s that boat race too. Yet again Cambridge and Oxford Universities have made it to the final. Those public schools must put something extra in their school dinners. Oxford have the heaviest blue boat of all time. So, we don’t fancy their chances. We hope they don’t sink! Well, actually, we wouldn’t mind at all. In fact, keep your fingers crossed.

Here at Blighty we’ll be watching England take on ‘the plucky* Northern Irish’ in a World Cup qualifier live on BBC from Old Trafford. Stick it to ‘em, old chaps!

*crap