Those crazy protest pranksters Fathers For Justice have been at it again. To further the cause of divorced fathers, they have climbed onto the roof of St Paul’s Cathedral dressed as monks. Curious onlookers saw them unfurl a banner stating ‘In the Name of the Father’. Get it? They’re fathers, you see. In search of justice. So they risk life and limb climbing up buildings and endanger passers-by due to potential of falling debris.

Their intention is to get maximum media exposure. And as they are men, flashing their chests, a guaranteed ‘fifteen minutes’ in the tabloids for women, isn’t an option open to them. Previously they have climbed the Palace dressed as superheros and thrown a large condom full of purple flour at the Prime Minister. What does a dad have to do to see his children? Dare Blighty suggest that acting like one might be a start?