Thug in a suit Nick Griffin was charged with four race hate offences today. He is leader of the British National Party, whose aim is to deport all the Afro-Caribbean, Asian, African, Saxon and Norman people of this multicultural land. As well as returning to old fashioned values such as thatching roofs, overcooking vegetables, wearing steel toe-capped boots and kicking people’s heads in.

250 of his fellow charmers turned up outside the court in Halifax to show their support. They claim that there is a campaign to stop the BNP speaking about immigration. Strange, have they not heard one of Michael Howard’s recent speeches? He hardly talks about anything else!

On leaving court Griffin led a rendition of Jerusalem, by his favourite poet and painter William Blake, followed by the Lord’s Prayer. These Christian chappies don’t seem a pleasant lot, do they? Always banging on about hating somebody or other. Best keep out of their way, we think. Especially if they’re wearing boots.