Television and radio stations are finding themselves in hot water today as they try to avoid displaying party political bias. As is customary no political debate is allowed to take place, or any partisanship shown, on election day. All television presenters will appear naked so as to avoid wearing clothing of any political colour, which […]

As coffin-snoozer Michael Howard prepares to lead his band of living dead known as the Conservatives into another electoral defeat, it seems as though he may have support from some unusual places - the spiritual world. Yes, the astonishing news has come to light that in some London constituencies there will be ghosts voting on […]

As the Election campaign turns into the home straight, and crowds in the grandstand mutter to themselves and look at their watches, there is some startling news in the Guardian. They have discovered that if Labour voters don’t turn out and vote Labour they won’t win the election! It will come as a shock to […]

Harrogate is a genteel Yorkshire town, which means that it’s full of middle-class biddies drinking tea. Betty’s Tea Rooms is the supping hole of choice, although it comes at a price. A small cup of Darjeeling will set you back £33.89, and that’s without a spoon. They’re an optional extra, as is a chair. Expect […]