The campaign trail has really heated up today. It’s positively fizzing, or is that Michael Howard emitting spittle again?
The tories are the first to publish a manifesto, or rather, a moanifesto. It’s a slim volume, anorexic some might say. That’s because of the bile it keeps throwing up about immigration. But to be fair […]

Tony Blair has returned from seeing Queen about dissolving Parliament (she said it was ok apparently) and announced a 5th May election. As a result Blighty is starting a new series following the party leaders as they frantically smother the country in baby kisses.
The first thing to note is that if you’re a dishonest lazy […]